Holiday Recipes from The Food Mercenary

November 19, 2011

Try & share some of  my restaurant created recipes that have been served for decades to thousands of people:

Fresh Cinnamon Applesauce

8 medium –large sized apples – Granny smiths are best

24 oz apple cider or juice

¼ pound light brown sugar

2 ½ T good quality ground cinnamon

½  t ground ginger

¼ t ground nutmeg

Fast method:  Simmer 18 oz of water, add brown sugar and seasonings.  Add one  ½  can of concentrated apple juice-frozen-thaw first.  Then add your peeled and cut-up apples.  The smaller the pieces (wedges are cool) the better your end result.  Simmer until the apples fall apart.  The thickness of the sauce will depend on you.   More cooking=thicker sauce.   It can be removed at any time once the apples fall apart.  Stir with a whip and this process will quicken.  Optional 4oz stick of butter can be stirred in.  This is very shelf stable in sealed refrigerated container 40 degrees and lower.  It can be frozen.  Great straight up, cold or warm, on ice cream, fruit, cereal, pancakes, French toast, between cake layers, made into ice cream, hot oat meal or in crepes.

Sun dried Tomato Corn relish

4 cups kernel corn – frozen works best – thawed.

½ cup diced sun dried tomatoes

½ cup diced green bell pepper

½ cup diced red bell pepper

¼ cup minced jalapeño – no seeds

½ cup chopped cilantro fresh

2 oz. lemon juice

3 oz. white vinegar

6 oz. corn oil

1t black pepper

1t salt

Mix salt, pepper, oil, lemon juice and vinegar in a mixing bowl.  Add the rest of the ingredients, mix well, cover and refrigerate.  Serve chilled.  Toss just before serving.

Shelf life is about 7 days before vegetables begin to get too soft.

Cranberry Relish

4 cups cranberries

1 ½ cups brown sugar

6oz orange juice

3T lime juice

4oz cider vinegar

4oz water

½ t nutmeg

¼ t ginger

¼ t allspice

¼ t dry mustard

Add all ingredients except lime juice into a thick bottomed pot.  Heat on a low flame until it simmers.  When cranberries begin to fall apart and sauce thickens, remove from fire.  Add lime juice.  Stir well.  Serve warmed, or chilled.  The longer you simmer it the thicker it will get.  If it is too thick for your tastes, add a few ounces of water to thin it down.


Banana Bread Pudding

1 quart whole milk

7 large eggs

¾ cup brown sugar

1T vanilla extract

1¼ pints pureed ripe banana

1T rounded Cinnamon

1 each 20oz loaf wheat bread- sweet/honey version is best

Toast bread until light brown.  This can be done in an oven spread out on a sheet pan at 350 degrees.  Baking time will vary. 

In a mixing bowl dissolve brown sugar with the milk, cinnamon and vanilla, mix well.  Beat the eggs into the milk & sugar mix.  Stir very well until smoothly mixed.  Break up the bread into medium large pieces, and mix into the batter.  Stir well and make sure the bread sucks up the batter.  Butter a baking pan large enough to hold the mix.  Add the mix, spread out evenly.  Cover with foil, bake at 325 degrees.  Remove foil if you want to brown off the top when it is near done baking.  Internal temperature should be no less than 165 degrees, don’t go over 180 is you are getting into over baked levels.  Pudding will be firm but moist to touch. 

Additional ingredients can be added into the mix like blueberries, blackberries, pecans, walnuts, pears, peaches, soaked raisins, dates, cherries, etc.

When pudding comes out of oven honey or maple syrup diluted with a little water can be brushed over the top.  Likewise, melting Salted butter is a nice touch, as the salted butter will enhance the sweet pudding flavor.  Serve warm or cold, with ice cream or caramel sauce, whipped cream or chocolate sauce.

Sorting out the Confusion about Fusion.

November 17, 2011

Fusion has been going on for hundreds of years. It started when trade routes came to be connecting ancient civilizations. They traded, just as we do today, goods, services, technology, wealth, FOOD, clothing and on & on. I merged Southwestern Cuisine into French Nouvelle Cuisine at a higher ticket restaurant I opened in 1983 called La Grillade centered around a Mesquite Grille. 28 years ago!  If you can  picture that.   Man it gets harder and harder for me to do age references:) AAAAGGGGHHHH! That is me releasing angst…….

Fusion is not a trend, its perpetual and ongoing, constantly evolving. Fusion, the word, is only the latest reference word our present society uses to identify this ongoing mix of food cultures & cuisines. Its the information that is flowing faster, transfer of product from crop to plate and more efficient production/storage on all levels prior to consumption that has changed over time. Its not the fact that it occurs here or there and we seem to notice here or there.
Here is one truth to this discussion. No matter what anyone may think is original someone else has probably already done at least a version of that finished item. You just don’t know it or who did it and where it was when it took place. Think of the odds against any chef today creating a completely new item, dish, etc. Millions of chefs, hundreds of years, hundreds of cultures all applying their skills, talent and knowledge to food previous to us. Even the so called molecular cooking experiments were started by the candy industry decades ago.
I’m done, my puppies need a bath, guess who is fusing into a groomer……….?

Holiday Stuffing Done Right-DON’T STUFF THE BIRD!

November 16, 2011

All purpose seasoning blend

2T Dry Mustard

4T granulated onion     2T granulated Garlic

2T basil                        2T chervil

1T thyme                     1T oregano

2t white pepper

1T celery salt              1T sea salt

Mix and use for burgers, croutons, grilled fish, steaks, fries, oil & vinegar dressing, stuffing, vegetables, soup, rice, pasta or even stewed beans.

 

Cool Stuffing

One 20 oz loaf bread, sliced, dried, then dice or break into small pieces.  Avoid thick crusts or heavy European style hearth breads.  Whole wheat bread will work nicely.

Sauté in butter ½# diced celery,

Then add to pan ½# diced onion

Then add to pan ½# sliced mushrooms

Add 40 oz chicken stock or even better 40 oz turkey stock.

Add 3T seasoning blend  from this article

2t Chervil

2t salt

2t basil.

Boil, then cool.

In a skillet sauté 1 ½ cups chopped pecans in 1 stick salted butter (4oz.) until nice and hot, lightly browned.

OPTIONAL:  You can add a pound or so of diced chicken, turkey meat or chicken sausages to this before baking to make it heartier.

Place the diced bread in a large leak proof pan or bowl to be able to mix it without making a mess.

When the broth is cool enough to not burn you, but still warm, mix with butter and pecans.  Then pour into the bowl of diced bread.  Mix well.

Add 4 large whole eggs, and 1 cup grated Romano (or another type of cheese if you wish).  Mix well.

Fill a buttered baking pan about two inches deep.   Bake in 350 oven for about 40 minutes until firm and about 170+ degrees in temperature throughout the stuffing.  Serve hot.

Cool thoroughly before covering in the refrigerator.  Air tight covering is best.  Reheat covered, add a little bit of water here and there to help prevent drying out the stuffing.

Stuff Your Turkey For Thanksgiving? WTF STUFF THIS!

November 16, 2011

Despite 1000′s and 1000′s of food poisoning cases yearly (only the reported ones we know of) It’s the season for shared stupidity once more. Articles abound with potentially very dangerous suggestions to roast holiday turkey’s filled with grandma Prudence’s wonderful filling or some wannabe foodie grad student recipe making the most/least of Wikipedia.
Before you last century culinary wizards reading this get in a dander over that paragraph, take a Valium its about to get worse for you.
I am worn raw over insane responses to baking the stuffing separately such as: Its not as moist, Its too dry that way. It doesn’t taste the same. I always do it like that. Those and my favorite – No one has gotten sick so far!
OK. For the crackpot chefs out there: Try making a real Turkey stock PROPERLY first. Use that to moisten the stuffing for your claim to tasting inferior. Pan drippings can be incorporated into any stock if wanted. Its only dry if your recipe is not up to snuff or your method blows chunks! Usually the later. Just because you use a cigarette lighter to trim your nose hairs does not make it a good idea or smart. Same is true with stuffing a large bird like a turkey.
How many actually get to play Russian Roulette anyway? Just the lucky ones I guess. The rest of the stuffing is usually made-outside the bird!
The inner cavity of the turkey needs direct heat applied to it to not only insure an even roast but to prevent the outer exposed portions of the bird from unnecessary over cooking! AND the inner most parts of the bird need to come to temperature-165F within a prompt time period or the same holds true for the bird itself. Stuffing the turkey with vegetables raw or cooked, bread, nuts, eggs and or dairy products mixed with raw turkey juices leaking into them at a highly volatile temperature danger zone & unnecessary time period makes a great biological weapon. Especially susceptible are the very young and the elderly. Both of these groups have immune systems not up to dealing with a case of salmonella. Just because you have been playing Russian Roulette and have not yet lost does not mean the streak will remain intact. This posting is not an over reaction. Maybe an irritation? When and there are every year in the U.S. actual fatalities because of this blind reasoning it needs to be dealt with by responsible professionals ever more aggressively.
What’s the over under betting line on idiots starting fires frying turkey’s this year?

Post script-2012 Great American Cooking Expo

November 14, 2011

2012 Great American Cooking Expo-Presenting chef line-up in one word was-stellar!

The Great American Cooking Expo 2012 at the Arlington park Race Track was once again a fun and informative time for 1000′s of attendees. At the 1st Design Builders Chef demonstration stage newbie Chefs to the Expo emerged to entertain and feed a capacity FOODIE audience.  Chef Willis Song of Bop n Grill in Evanston ILL. lead the way starting Saturday’s line-up. EVERY chef this weekend flashed style and a very well received sense of humor. The camaraderie among the chefs all weekend long was stellar. Each chef brought with them their own sense of humor that wove a great culinary quilt for the attendees. Chef author Beth Aldrich “Real Moms Love To Eat” had an extensive and very energetic presentation. I see the very real possibility of future collaboration with Beth and Willis in the future. I’ll be dining at Bop n Grill and Wildfire soon………..:)
Chef Paul Guerrero from Wildfire Restaurant in Schaumburg was very personable and popular in front of a standing room audience. Then there was some guy going by the FoodMercenary moniker rounding out the line-up with a historical cooking class centering on The American Civil War. It was a pleasant surprise how well received the Civil War presentation was.  All four presentations were standing room only as close to 200 patrons were entertained and served at each presentation at the stage area.
Chef Aaron Weiner Started Sunday’s line-up with a nice pork Scallopini. Aaron represented the Skills Cooking Academy well with a sharp wit and precise demonstration. That Foodmercenary guy showed up again and served up Polish Chili from book in progress “New Traditions In Polish Cooking” during a fast paced and very lively presentation after Aaron. Rounding out Sunday was the well traveled duo from Olive Tap Olive Oil Rick Petrocelly and Mario Olivi. The duo always have a very familiar warm presentation that is always a crowd favorite. Mario offered up a great line, describing recipes as “merely suggestions” when applied to cooking. Well said Mario. Some of the many pictures taken are on this Facebook link. You can meet the faces of those described here. Our best wishes and support are always prevalent for Michael Indovina, hospitalized and trying to heal. He is the founder and core of the Expo. Todd Lazzarotto, Mike’s partner had a very full plate and was very ably up to the task.

Many times when chefs with varying experience and age, unfamiliar with one another and thrust into tight time slots in front of live audiences can make for edgy moments.  Sometimes these moments are down right mean and condescending, with envy and jealousy sprinkled with insecurity.  Not so this weekend.  It was the extreme opposite.  I have been party to many an exhibition.  This one had a very special humor to it.  It seemed laughter was the theme, the chorus so to speak.  There was so much positive electricity emitted from the chefs it was infectious to most and especially the audience who caught on quick to how much fun we were having.   NICE!

Translation Service Needed!

November 2, 2011

I am in dire need of help translating a “language”. Does anyone have a  company with the ability or resources to translate Stupid into Common Sense?
I feel left out, as Stupid seems to be spoken everywhere. I encounter Stupid in print in magazines, newspapers, bill boards and snail mail. I recognize it daily on the internet and cable TV but have a huge problem understanding it. Everywhere I go people are speaking Stupid fluently.  For example: Behind retail counters, at the gas station(which is alarming because its self serve), in line at the movies, at kismet festivals, in restaurants, in funeral parlors, political rallies, at the ball game, skateboard parks, and worst of all it seems to be vibrant at high schools!
If I encounter a person speaking Stupid, do I or should I refer to them as a Stupid person? What is protocol?  And why is it the Stupid people write their Stupid thoughts with different spellings? 

It seems from the hazy distant look in their eyes that they are not easily offended as they do not understand multiple syllable words used in response to them or their actions. Is the offspring of a now identified Stupid person referred to as a Schtupe? Or is that: Screwed? I am so befuddled by this inability to communicate to Stupid people that I try very hard to not speak to them at all!

This is taxing on my time and nervous system because of their ability to be everywhere 24/7. Could they be zombies? Zombies don’t sleep! Zombies have the same look in their eyes, similar hygiene and they even have news shows on FOX!   I thought English was our spoken language here in the colonies!  Did I sleep through a town hall meeting and miss a vote?  What happened?  My wife checked my melon for signs of a concussion but found no lumps.  Just a cigarette butt and a couple of missing car keys.  I don’t even smoke!

Please tell me there is a translation service for this. I am feeling more isolated than ever. Even my dogs are worried by the prevalence of Stupid speaking people.
If I could speak Stupid I could greatly relieve myself of unnecessary stress, expense and become more efficient and productive. I have tried in the past to speak Stupid.
Every attempt has met failure. In fact, the failure in my attempts manifests in physical maladies such as: runny hose, salt lick, shortness of breathe, paranoia, flop sweat, acne, flatulence, dandruff, heart arrhythmia, split ends, cottage cheese thighs, elongated nose hair, mono brow, combustible ear wax, shingles, hang nail, sleep deprivation, crab grass, knick-ta-phobia (fear of backing into door knobs), fallen arches, toe jam, suicidal thoughts, whip lash, excessive drooling (not to be confused with normal drooling), heart worm, naval lint, tear gas, broken dreams, hick-ups, an alarming fondness for twirling to ABBA songs and worst of all compulsive Glenn Beck viewing!
PLEASE SAVE ME!

THIS IS A SELF SERVING POST! REALLY, IT IS. Just thought I would get that part out of the way first.

August 18, 2011

 

OK its official: I’ll be presenting various dishes from my in progress Polish Cook Book NEW TRADITIONS IN POLISH COOKING on ABC-TV/WLS Chicago on the Midday News Show Wednesday August 31st 10-1130am. Central Standard Time.

I’ll be presenting various dishes from my in progress Polish Cook Book NEW TRADITIONS IN POLISH COOKING on WGN-TV/WGN Chicago on the Midday News Show Thursday September 1st 930-1030am. Central Standard Time.

Safety tip for all of my loyal followers(and anyone else that owes me money): Use rubber tipped dart guns when venting at your TV while I am on the air. Don’t use tomatoes, they are messy and can cause electrocution accidents!

I promise to continue my tradition of presenting politically incorrect views & jokes, exposing culinary dopes in dire need of a beat down and dispensing overly honest opinions & views at the drop of a tall paper hat!
I also intend to dispel the rumor that I am actually a functional illiterate in multiple/all languages I use to communicate in. This was started by my angry former wife, whom I have since traded (to an odd couple in Texas) for a carburetor and a one winged penguin named Lester.
Curious it is that my second marriage has lasted 12 years+ counting!
450+ TV appearances, 500+ printed articles & pictures, a serious web visibility with all search engines, and I have performed in front of over 40 million spectators live,. To date I have never paid a nickel to any PR company. Self representation rocks my friends!

You have 14 minutes

Ignorance or Arrogance…………

July 25, 2011

Too often as time goes on in the course of my career I hear a phrase muttered.  Each time my blood boils just enough to dish out a verbal scalding.  Usually my ever increasing tolerance  prevents me from this(and local laws!).  The offenders almost always seem to be a wannabe chef proclaiming they are “Self Taught”.  So after much thought I have come to the conclusion its either arrogance or ignorance that allows an individual to mutter those words.  Or they could actually just be stupid.  If you are laughing right now, kudos!  If you are inflamed, teach yourself something knew and leave the rest of us alone!  We are tired of it.  I am just stating the obvious.  You will have some that will be polite and give a neutral response to your new found plight at being offended by this article.  Too bad.  Get over yourself even if it requires using an airliner!

Why is it so awful to learn from someone else?  Oh the absolute humiliation at just the thought of it!  If you don’t have formal training so what!  Many of my fellow classmates with formal training were and are completely incompetent.  Formal training is not absolutely necessary.    Not having any is not something to be embarrassed or ashamed about.

Well, no one in the food service business is self taught.  No one.  When young we are fed by others.  We see food items in stores, on TV, hear about them on the radio, see & read about them in newspapers.  We pass by and eat at various food service businesses run by others.  We are served by friends and family and even strangers & business acquaintances.   We see others preparing and serving all sorts of food stuffs.  Even at ball parks & concerts!  ALL OF THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE CHEF GENIUS PICKS UP A KNIFE!  There is an extreme majority of us do not catch our fish, kill our livestock, grow our food or manufacture & process what is available by others.  Of us that do, 99% of them can handle one, maybe two of those examples.  That leaves an awful lot of undiscovered territory fellow Trekkies don’t you think?  Last time I saw imitation Chef(in an interview) proclaim the she was self taught.  She promptly showed a complete lack of knife handling skills by not being able to slice a loaf of bread!  I was with another promoter who saw this and was just as shocked(and laughing like myself).  Even worse the self taught personal chef judges voted her the best that night.  Talk about the Lemming effect!  Can’t someone tell them to at least say they have learned from many sources over the course of their career?  Proclaiming you are self taught and wearing it like a badge should give anyone near you the legal right to slap them with fish fillets.

I am completely indebted to the chefs that took the time, showed me patience, genuine care, and kicked me in the ass when needed (usually daily) to help get my career in the right direction.  I could never have developed as I have as a chef without their help.  Layer on that 2+ years of formal culinary training and meat cutting!  Oh yeah there is that sanitation course thrown in there for certification.  I always made a point of showing my staff and co-workers anything I knew how to do, properly and as thoroughly as possible.  Same as I do with my cooking programs now.  All through my career I learned from others.  Dishwashers, servers, managers, proprietors, salesmen, the competition, inspectors, cooks, valets, bartenders you name it someone in one of those positions at some point, repeatedly over decades showed me something!  By standards, I raced up the ladder during the early part of my career as I grasped most everything handed to me, and mastered my methods in very rapid order.  There are always individuals in given fields that excel for one or more reasons exclusively to that individual.  Athletes, artists, musicians, doctors, engineers, and yes–chefs.  Take a look at that list or make another of your own.  EVERY ONE involves the influence of others to excel or at least become competent in achieving basic requirements indicative of a professional.

Self taught.  Ignorance, definitely, as the “perp” prevents their career from further growth.  Arrogance absolutely.  Insecurity?  I think that is the binding agent.  The unseen factor so to speak.  Almost every time I hear that phrase its from some self proclaimed personal chef.  Almost every time the individual couldn’t stir a toilet if you helped by flushing it for them.  Why is it so hard to give credit where credit is truly due?  For me, Stuart Johnson, Jose Robles, Leo Kessler, Michelle Saragueta, Frank Lopez, Andy Weber, Chris Kotte, George Karczas is a good start for dishing out credit.

CAN’T?—–WTF!

July 7, 2011

This is a word for the ages in kitchens all around the planet.  Used too often by young culinarians, and too often by older less inclined chefs.  Can’t, evolved for me in my life like many others, and different than most maybe.  I did not want to hear the word in a response to me, but seemed to use it myself when responding(too often for my liking when looking back).  Though usually when I used the word, it was based on fact, not on any other reason.  Some responses I got using it based on facts were many times based on anything but facts.  The truth seems to lie within the experience and wisdom of the user, not the word itself.  Sometimes the word sums up a realization, even a rational.  Fellow chefs I know would see the kitchen size & equipment of the Northside Cafe (the last restaurant I was employed at) and would tell me “No way I could push that much food volume out of this kitchen, I can’t do that.“  Sometimes the word is used for manipulation, or control.   “A manager that a chef may have little use for suggests an idea and the response is we can’t do that because….”  Regardless if its doable or good for the company, the veto of can’t limits the influence of the manager at that time.   Its also a training mechanism for all the wrong reasons.  Some use it so often that everyone around them drop the idea of asking the “perp” to do anything.

As my career progressed with age I found more often than not (by my age 25) a conversation would start I would begin with ” Well, we CAN do this……”  Instead of  “We can’t……”  Most doors close quickly in interviews when the interviewer hears this word.  Can’t is like a cancer.  It is hurtful to forward motion on many levels.  It incites unnecessary aggressive responds.  defuses enthusiasm, blocks vision, withers motivation.  A simple 4 letter word does incredible damage.  Its even an insult when used in the correct form!  “You can’t be serious?”.  YES I CAN!   CAN’T you get it through your melon of a headThe most irritating use of the word comes when used as a response before the user even thinks about what has been asked or proposed!  Its like a sneeze in a pepper plant.  It just comes out whether you wanted it or not!   Its messy and makes everyone else squirm!  Example: “Gee Milton, thanks for sharing CAN’T with me!  Can I  clean up now?  Where’s the squeegee?”

There are many ways to avert the use of this word.  Even if it means an extra moment & sentence to explain yourself.  Isn’t it worth it to avoid using this word that so many have misused and abused?  I have gotten to the point where even if it is an appropriate response, I don’t use it because it is soooo toxic.  Now, lets put a concerted end to the use of this silly word or CAN”T YOU DEAL WITH THAT?

COSTA RICA-A must go there vacation destination that will please any chef.

May 28, 2011

I just spent 10 days in Costa Rica on vacation with my wife Gail. I cannot give the country as a whole enough raves unless we are talking about paved roads which there are not enough of:) Where else can you go to a supermarket and but electrical strips, sandals and machetes in one rack?
1st, the water from all faucets we encountered was absolutely fine. This saved a bundle avoiding the tourist trap of bottled water. 2nd, every public bathroom we encountered was WAY cleaner than the average bathroom here in the states.
The population in general are very friendly with a fabulous disposition in life as the catch phrase of “Pura Vida” dominates, = Pure Life.
Across the board the food was very, very good. Almost impossible to get a bad meal. The main meal is breakfast which is very hearty and broad in selection. Black Beans & Rice are a favorite choice with chorizo, bacon, fruit, eggs, and pastries. Breakfast is served pretty early as the work day ends in early afternoon due to the sun & heat. Workers in the fields and for the state wrap things up around 2pm as a rule.
There is a very distinct French influence in the cooking both in technique and in presentation. Despite gravel floors, lizards on ceilings and open air dining service was immaculate everywhere we dined. The kitchens I saw would never pass here for a sanitation license for many reasons, but the food handling was all done with care and the utensils and prep surfaces were always clean and organized from what I was able to see. The local surfer hangouts had great food also. The Witches Hut in Tamarindo boasted “Nachos as big as your Ass” next to the front door.
They were, and I am still not sure how I feel about that…..

The Royal Corin Hotel in Arenal is an outstanding establishment top to bottom. A hard bumpy drive to get to but it is awesome. Food, spa, rooms, hot springs, all on premise and near perfect with a great well trained staff to top it off. La Fortuna is a small town down the road ($5) cab ride offering access to rafting trips(yes we did), mountain climbs, zip lining and much more. The food there was very good everywhere we ate. The food around Monte Verde was very good indeed. Santa Elaina was pretty small but bustling none the less. Pear & Apple salad, Chicken Soup, Macadamia Nut Encrusted Tilapia, at the Tree Top Restaurant (literally built around and through a huge tree) was a cool experience.
The only critique I can offer on the food was a need for the increased use of salt. It seems a widespread preparation”thought process) to go lightly on salt in Costa Rica. I am not a salt fiend by any means, but a touch more here and there would have enhanced a few meals and side dishes. All businesses take US dollars, and the national currency Colons. Easy trade at the time, 500 Colons to a dollar. Prices were reasonable across the board. We capped off the trip in Tamarindo on the Pacific coast and took a sunset catamaran cruise. It is a surfer paradise, great music, great weather
and wonderful people. We also found that many people there from other countries were returning for the 4th-5th & more times! Make no mistake, Costa Rica has a genuine love and affection for the United States that is very deep within their society. There are many real estate agents in vacation areas because many Canadians, Americans, and Europeans in general are buying property there for both investment and retirement. If I lived there I would invest in either auto mobile tires or shock absorbers to start:) Horses and cattle are everywhere. So are signs with one word: SODA. This will tell you you can stop and be fed and get liquid refreshment. Most every home along a roadside that is traveled has this sign on the front porch. We found ourselves in two such homes and were welcomed as family each time.
If you are planning a vacation where it is warm, friendly, fun and great food, go to COSTA RICA!
We are already planning a 2nd trip there.

4 days ago

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