Archive for November, 2011

Holiday Recipes from The Food Mercenary

November 19, 2011

Try & share some of  my restaurant created recipes that have been served for decades to thousands of people:

Fresh Cinnamon Applesauce

8 medium –large sized apples – Granny smiths are best

24 oz apple cider or juice

¼ pound light brown sugar

2 ½ T good quality ground cinnamon

½  t ground ginger

¼ t ground nutmeg

Fast method:  Simmer 18 oz of water, add brown sugar and seasonings.  Add one  ½  can of concentrated apple juice-frozen-thaw first.  Then add your peeled and cut-up apples.  The smaller the pieces (wedges are cool) the better your end result.  Simmer until the apples fall apart.  The thickness of the sauce will depend on you.   More cooking=thicker sauce.   It can be removed at any time once the apples fall apart.  Stir with a whip and this process will quicken.  Optional 4oz stick of butter can be stirred in.  This is very shelf stable in sealed refrigerated container 40 degrees and lower.  It can be frozen.  Great straight up, cold or warm, on ice cream, fruit, cereal, pancakes, French toast, between cake layers, made into ice cream, hot oat meal or in crepes.

Sun dried Tomato Corn relish

4 cups kernel corn – frozen works best – thawed.

½ cup diced sun dried tomatoes

½ cup diced green bell pepper

½ cup diced red bell pepper

¼ cup minced jalapeño – no seeds

½ cup chopped cilantro fresh

2 oz. lemon juice

3 oz. white vinegar

6 oz. corn oil

1t black pepper

1t salt

Mix salt, pepper, oil, lemon juice and vinegar in a mixing bowl.  Add the rest of the ingredients, mix well, cover and refrigerate.  Serve chilled.  Toss just before serving.

Shelf life is about 7 days before vegetables begin to get too soft.

Cranberry Relish

4 cups cranberries

1 ½ cups brown sugar

6oz orange juice

3T lime juice

4oz cider vinegar

4oz water

½ t nutmeg

¼ t ginger

¼ t allspice

¼ t dry mustard

Add all ingredients except lime juice into a thick bottomed pot.  Heat on a low flame until it simmers.  When cranberries begin to fall apart and sauce thickens, remove from fire.  Add lime juice.  Stir well.  Serve warmed, or chilled.  The longer you simmer it the thicker it will get.  If it is too thick for your tastes, add a few ounces of water to thin it down.


Banana Bread Pudding

1 quart whole milk

7 large eggs

¾ cup brown sugar

1T vanilla extract

1¼ pints pureed ripe banana

1T rounded Cinnamon

1 each 20oz loaf wheat bread- sweet/honey version is best

Toast bread until light brown.  This can be done in an oven spread out on a sheet pan at 350 degrees.  Baking time will vary. 

In a mixing bowl dissolve brown sugar with the milk, cinnamon and vanilla, mix well.  Beat the eggs into the milk & sugar mix.  Stir very well until smoothly mixed.  Break up the bread into medium large pieces, and mix into the batter.  Stir well and make sure the bread sucks up the batter.  Butter a baking pan large enough to hold the mix.  Add the mix, spread out evenly.  Cover with foil, bake at 325 degrees.  Remove foil if you want to brown off the top when it is near done baking.  Internal temperature should be no less than 165 degrees, don’t go over 180 is you are getting into over baked levels.  Pudding will be firm but moist to touch. 

Additional ingredients can be added into the mix like blueberries, blackberries, pecans, walnuts, pears, peaches, soaked raisins, dates, cherries, etc.

When pudding comes out of oven honey or maple syrup diluted with a little water can be brushed over the top.  Likewise, melting Salted butter is a nice touch, as the salted butter will enhance the sweet pudding flavor.  Serve warm or cold, with ice cream or caramel sauce, whipped cream or chocolate sauce.

Sorting out the Confusion about Fusion.

November 17, 2011

Fusion has been going on for hundreds of years. It started when trade routes came to be connecting ancient civilizations. They traded, just as we do today, goods, services, technology, wealth, FOOD, clothing and on & on. I merged Southwestern Cuisine into French Nouvelle Cuisine at a higher ticket restaurant I opened in 1983 called La Grillade centered around a Mesquite Grille. 28 years ago!  If you can  picture that.   Man it gets harder and harder for me to do age references:) AAAAGGGGHHHH! That is me releasing angst…….

Fusion is not a trend, its perpetual and ongoing, constantly evolving. Fusion, the word, is only the latest reference word our present society uses to identify this ongoing mix of food cultures & cuisines. Its the information that is flowing faster, transfer of product from crop to plate and more efficient production/storage on all levels prior to consumption that has changed over time. Its not the fact that it occurs here or there and we seem to notice here or there.
Here is one truth to this discussion. No matter what anyone may think is original someone else has probably already done at least a version of that finished item. You just don’t know it or who did it and where it was when it took place. Think of the odds against any chef today creating a completely new item, dish, etc. Millions of chefs, hundreds of years, hundreds of cultures all applying their skills, talent and knowledge to food previous to us. Even the so called molecular cooking experiments were started by the candy industry decades ago.
I’m done, my puppies need a bath, guess who is fusing into a groomer……….?

Holiday Stuffing Done Right-DON’T STUFF THE BIRD!

November 16, 2011

All purpose seasoning blend

2T Dry Mustard

4T granulated onion     2T granulated Garlic

2T basil                        2T chervil

1T thyme                     1T oregano

2t white pepper

1T celery salt              1T sea salt

Mix and use for burgers, croutons, grilled fish, steaks, fries, oil & vinegar dressing, stuffing, vegetables, soup, rice, pasta or even stewed beans.

 

Cool Stuffing

One 20 oz loaf bread, sliced, dried, then dice or break into small pieces.  Avoid thick crusts or heavy European style hearth breads.  Whole wheat bread will work nicely.

Sauté in butter ½# diced celery,

Then add to pan ½# diced onion

Then add to pan ½# sliced mushrooms

Add 40 oz chicken stock or even better 40 oz turkey stock.

Add 3T seasoning blend  from this article

2t Chervil

2t salt

2t basil.

Boil, then cool.

In a skillet sauté 1 ½ cups chopped pecans in 1 stick salted butter (4oz.) until nice and hot, lightly browned.

OPTIONAL:  You can add a pound or so of diced chicken, turkey meat or chicken sausages to this before baking to make it heartier.

Place the diced bread in a large leak proof pan or bowl to be able to mix it without making a mess.

When the broth is cool enough to not burn you, but still warm, mix with butter and pecans.  Then pour into the bowl of diced bread.  Mix well.

Add 4 large whole eggs, and 1 cup grated Romano (or another type of cheese if you wish).  Mix well.

Fill a buttered baking pan about two inches deep.   Bake in 350 oven for about 40 minutes until firm and about 170+ degrees in temperature throughout the stuffing.  Serve hot.

Cool thoroughly before covering in the refrigerator.  Air tight covering is best.  Reheat covered, add a little bit of water here and there to help prevent drying out the stuffing.

Stuff Your Turkey For Thanksgiving? WTF STUFF THIS!

November 16, 2011

Despite 1000′s and 1000′s of food poisoning cases yearly (only the reported ones we know of) It’s the season for shared stupidity once more. Articles abound with potentially very dangerous suggestions to roast holiday turkey’s filled with grandma Prudence’s wonderful filling or some wannabe foodie grad student recipe making the most/least of Wikipedia.
Before you last century culinary wizards reading this get in a dander over that paragraph, take a Valium its about to get worse for you.
I am worn raw over insane responses to baking the stuffing separately such as: Its not as moist, Its too dry that way. It doesn’t taste the same. I always do it like that. Those and my favorite – No one has gotten sick so far!
OK. For the crackpot chefs out there: Try making a real Turkey stock PROPERLY first. Use that to moisten the stuffing for your claim to tasting inferior. Pan drippings can be incorporated into any stock if wanted. Its only dry if your recipe is not up to snuff or your method blows chunks! Usually the later. Just because you use a cigarette lighter to trim your nose hairs does not make it a good idea or smart. Same is true with stuffing a large bird like a turkey.
How many actually get to play Russian Roulette anyway? Just the lucky ones I guess. The rest of the stuffing is usually made-outside the bird!
The inner cavity of the turkey needs direct heat applied to it to not only insure an even roast but to prevent the outer exposed portions of the bird from unnecessary over cooking! AND the inner most parts of the bird need to come to temperature-165F within a prompt time period or the same holds true for the bird itself. Stuffing the turkey with vegetables raw or cooked, bread, nuts, eggs and or dairy products mixed with raw turkey juices leaking into them at a highly volatile temperature danger zone & unnecessary time period makes a great biological weapon. Especially susceptible are the very young and the elderly. Both of these groups have immune systems not up to dealing with a case of salmonella. Just because you have been playing Russian Roulette and have not yet lost does not mean the streak will remain intact. This posting is not an over reaction. Maybe an irritation? When and there are every year in the U.S. actual fatalities because of this blind reasoning it needs to be dealt with by responsible professionals ever more aggressively.
What’s the over under betting line on idiots starting fires frying turkey’s this year?

Post script-2012 Great American Cooking Expo

November 14, 2011

2012 Great American Cooking Expo-Presenting chef line-up in one word was-stellar!

The Great American Cooking Expo 2012 at the Arlington park Race Track was once again a fun and informative time for 1000′s of attendees. At the 1st Design Builders Chef demonstration stage newbie Chefs to the Expo emerged to entertain and feed a capacity FOODIE audience.  Chef Willis Song of Bop n Grill in Evanston ILL. lead the way starting Saturday’s line-up. EVERY chef this weekend flashed style and a very well received sense of humor. The camaraderie among the chefs all weekend long was stellar. Each chef brought with them their own sense of humor that wove a great culinary quilt for the attendees. Chef author Beth Aldrich “Real Moms Love To Eat” had an extensive and very energetic presentation. I see the very real possibility of future collaboration with Beth and Willis in the future. I’ll be dining at Bop n Grill and Wildfire soon………..:)
Chef Paul Guerrero from Wildfire Restaurant in Schaumburg was very personable and popular in front of a standing room audience. Then there was some guy going by the FoodMercenary moniker rounding out the line-up with a historical cooking class centering on The American Civil War. It was a pleasant surprise how well received the Civil War presentation was.  All four presentations were standing room only as close to 200 patrons were entertained and served at each presentation at the stage area.
Chef Aaron Weiner Started Sunday’s line-up with a nice pork Scallopini. Aaron represented the Skills Cooking Academy well with a sharp wit and precise demonstration. That Foodmercenary guy showed up again and served up Polish Chili from book in progress “New Traditions In Polish Cooking” during a fast paced and very lively presentation after Aaron. Rounding out Sunday was the well traveled duo from Olive Tap Olive Oil Rick Petrocelly and Mario Olivi. The duo always have a very familiar warm presentation that is always a crowd favorite. Mario offered up a great line, describing recipes as “merely suggestions” when applied to cooking. Well said Mario. Some of the many pictures taken are on this Facebook link. You can meet the faces of those described here. Our best wishes and support are always prevalent for Michael Indovina, hospitalized and trying to heal. He is the founder and core of the Expo. Todd Lazzarotto, Mike’s partner had a very full plate and was very ably up to the task.

Many times when chefs with varying experience and age, unfamiliar with one another and thrust into tight time slots in front of live audiences can make for edgy moments.  Sometimes these moments are down right mean and condescending, with envy and jealousy sprinkled with insecurity.  Not so this weekend.  It was the extreme opposite.  I have been party to many an exhibition.  This one had a very special humor to it.  It seemed laughter was the theme, the chorus so to speak.  There was so much positive electricity emitted from the chefs it was infectious to most and especially the audience who caught on quick to how much fun we were having.   NICE!

Translation Service Needed!

November 2, 2011

I am in dire need of help translating a “language”. Does anyone have a  company with the ability or resources to translate Stupid into Common Sense?
I feel left out, as Stupid seems to be spoken everywhere. I encounter Stupid in print in magazines, newspapers, bill boards and snail mail. I recognize it daily on the internet and cable TV but have a huge problem understanding it. Everywhere I go people are speaking Stupid fluently.  For example: Behind retail counters, at the gas station(which is alarming because its self serve), in line at the movies, at kismet festivals, in restaurants, in funeral parlors, political rallies, at the ball game, skateboard parks, and worst of all it seems to be vibrant at high schools!
If I encounter a person speaking Stupid, do I or should I refer to them as a Stupid person? What is protocol?  And why is it the Stupid people write their Stupid thoughts with different spellings? 

It seems from the hazy distant look in their eyes that they are not easily offended as they do not understand multiple syllable words used in response to them or their actions. Is the offspring of a now identified Stupid person referred to as a Schtupe? Or is that: Screwed? I am so befuddled by this inability to communicate to Stupid people that I try very hard to not speak to them at all!

This is taxing on my time and nervous system because of their ability to be everywhere 24/7. Could they be zombies? Zombies don’t sleep! Zombies have the same look in their eyes, similar hygiene and they even have news shows on FOX!   I thought English was our spoken language here in the colonies!  Did I sleep through a town hall meeting and miss a vote?  What happened?  My wife checked my melon for signs of a concussion but found no lumps.  Just a cigarette butt and a couple of missing car keys.  I don’t even smoke!

Please tell me there is a translation service for this. I am feeling more isolated than ever. Even my dogs are worried by the prevalence of Stupid speaking people.
If I could speak Stupid I could greatly relieve myself of unnecessary stress, expense and become more efficient and productive. I have tried in the past to speak Stupid.
Every attempt has met failure. In fact, the failure in my attempts manifests in physical maladies such as: runny hose, salt lick, shortness of breathe, paranoia, flop sweat, acne, flatulence, dandruff, heart arrhythmia, split ends, cottage cheese thighs, elongated nose hair, mono brow, combustible ear wax, shingles, hang nail, sleep deprivation, crab grass, knick-ta-phobia (fear of backing into door knobs), fallen arches, toe jam, suicidal thoughts, whip lash, excessive drooling (not to be confused with normal drooling), heart worm, naval lint, tear gas, broken dreams, hick-ups, an alarming fondness for twirling to ABBA songs and worst of all compulsive Glenn Beck viewing!
PLEASE SAVE ME!


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